Thursday, November 2, 2017

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE

Hello World. I haven't posted anything since December, 2016. It is now November 2, 2230. Exciting new things have really taken root here. For starters, all disease has been eradicated. No one dies from anything, not even old age. We grow new body parts in petri-dishes, and pop them on with a couple of bio-engineered screws which are easily assimilated into your body's tissues over the following weeks. Also, all politicians have been determined to be a hazardous waste of time, and have been placed in solitary confinement, especially if they espouse Universal Health Care. On a bleaker note, people can't walk anymore due to environmental restrictions, which is a real bummer. I have really great shoes, but they aren't breaking in. 

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